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The Emma Way Story – Very Foolish Criminal Minds

The Emma Way Story – Very Foolish Criminal Minds

Twitter Strikes Again!

These stories never cease to amaze us, this is why we read them, republish them and share them with the world over and over again. This story is not any different. Twitter as a social animal has solved so many cases, with the help of the re-tweet. Chalk up another for the social service. Justice has been serve, cold dish or not, served. Here is a short post on what exactly happened courtesy of “Yahoo news”.

The criminal mind can be cunningly brilliant—or stunningly foolish. You can safely put Emma Way of the U.K. into that second category. She’s the aggressive 21-year-old motorist who allegedly hit a cyclist while out for a drive in the city of Norwich, fled the scene, and bragged about it on Twitter on Monday. “Definitely knocked a cyclist off his bike earlier—I have right of way he doesn’t even pay road tax! #bloodycyclists,” she tweeted.

Her admission was soon re-tweeted more than 300 times, inspiring angry responses and the nickname “twit and run girl” by fellow Twitter users. They also re-tweeted her brag to the social-media savvy Norfolk police department, who wrote back, “we have had tweets ref an RTC with a bike. We suggest you report it at a police station ASAP if not done already & then us.” Though Way deleted her account, the ball kept rolling. The cyclist, Toby Hockley, a chef who had been taking part in an organized ride, came forward, and police said they tracked down Way and are progressing with an investigation.

On Wednesday, the police department told Yahoo! Shine there was “no further information at this time.” Way later apologized on ITV News, saying “It was a spur of the moment thing and I’m sorry,” adding, “I don’t want any cyclist to think I have hatred against them.” Her lawyer said during the interview that she’d been interviewed by police but that no arrest had been made.

Men Are Not From Venus, and We are Not That Complicated!

Manly Man


The Man Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down

Finally , the guys’ side of the story.

( I must admit, it’s pretty good.)

We always hear ” the rules

From the female side….

Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered “1 ”

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports, It’s like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1.. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are.
Don’t ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it , just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, itwill be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing,” We will act like nothing’s wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle..

1. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, Expect an answer you don’t want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine… Really .

1. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as Football
or Hockey.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;

But did you know men really don’t mind that? It’s like camping.

Pass this to as many men as you can –
to give them a laugh.

Lost Puppy…Hope He Turns Up!

Lost Chihuahua Puppy

I know you are a pet lover and will help. You see our friend has lost her puppy Chihuahua and is desperate to find him.

Why just yesterday, she was sitting on the couch watching T.V. and then suddenly she realized he was gone. She called out to him, but he never responded. She then noticed that the backdoor was open and just assumed that he left out the back door, now desperate she has been putting up signs everywhere in her community in an effort to have him returned. She is even thinking of giving a reward if he does not turn up soon. Thanks for your help.

lost puppy

My Favorite Animal Is Fried Chicken?

kfc fried chicken

Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, “Fried chicken.” She said I wasn’t funny, but she couldn’t have been right, everyone else in the class laughed.

My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef.

Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal’s office. I told him what happened, and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she’d asked the other children. So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal’s office again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don’t understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn’t like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most. I told her, “Colonel Sanders”.

Guess where I am now…

Using Facebook For Stupidity Absolute!


Well many people enjoy the perks of a free facebook account and with connecting with old friends, staying in touch with family, friends and loved ones is the norm. There is also keeping tabs on your kids, and this beauty…this young fellow a mere 18 years did use facebook for something noteworthy and shameful, well what the heck down right stupid!  He confessed to a hit and run accident and was consequentially arrested, when his own facebook friends did the right thing and turned him in. Take a page out of these two do-gooders that had the holiday nuts to turn him in. Earning Mr. Cox-Brown the facebook clown award.

Upon reading Cox-Brown’s post, two of the 18-year-old’s Facebook friends contacted the Astoria Police Department to report it; it became vital information after two officers responded to a 1:00 am report of a hit-and-run, which left a white Scion plus an adjacent vehicle damaged in their parking spots. Luckily no one person was injured because of this stupid act. Which reminds us all that accidents will happen, if you get into one just stop and call the police. If you are driving drunk, then stop and call the police and go straight to jail, do not pass go, do not collect two hundred dollars…

Read the official story right here….Read more.